We didn’t have to be in downtown SF until 3:30, but since the traffic there is so random, we left at 10 am. And none too soon, either. We had time for two rest breaks and lunch.
I got to chat a little with some migraineurs who make me feel like a whiny crybaby. Obviously, there are some people who REALLY suffer. They not only have gone thru Hell, they have experienced all of the circles therein. (I obviously am just wringing my hands on the banks of the River Styx, with no idea what a REAL migraine feels like.)
So I finally get in, an hour late and after going thru my paperwork, he digs around until he finds the absolute most tender spots on my neck. And I am talking about DIGGING, here. With pointy fingers. This goes on until I have the G0lden Spike jammed to the hilt in my eyeball.
Then he gives an array of Novocaine shots (nothing) and then several steriod shots. I’m not sure that they hurt, because I could only hear them popping their way into that nerve bundle. He’d pull the needle out, reposition it and the inject this really thick liquid. THAT hurt. WORSE than a cortisone shot and with none of the immediate relief. I was holding my son’s hands and I think I almost broke his fingers while he was doing the whole breathe in-breathe out-concentrate on my voice stuff.
So I had to hang around for about 30 minutes to make sure I didn’t have any immediate side effects (too hideous to write down) AND then he suggested that we spend the night (OUT OF THE BLUE) in SF that night, just in case.
Well, that is totally not even an option. We all have work in the morning and hadn’t planned for an over night stay. No hotel booked. No hotel MONEY planned in our budget. It is now 5:30 in the afternoon. We have no idea where to go.
SO he said to go to see my regular doctor in the morning…which of course, screws up my work schedule…big surprise. My work schedule is so totally screwed it is a wonder that I have a job. I just need to be checked to see if there is any bleeding in my brain. OMG. nobody mentioned this part.
I stay awake until we get to to SFO, where it is a straight short to Gilroy….where there are only about 10 miles of signs directing one TO Gilroy, which then funnels you to I-5.
I sleep for about an hour (thinking of course that surely to GOD, Mike can bother find his way out of SF, where we have only gone a dozen times to the very same place) and manage to turn EAST at Gilroy. Nope. He manages to pass up Gilroy and end up on the road to SALINAS. I wake up right about then and say “Wow! Look at that dirt! Isn;t that great llooking?” Then I realize I haven;t seen this particular patch of field EVER before. WHich means we must have lost our turnoff, past the Gilroy garlic fields. AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!
His excuse?”Hey, I drive. You guys are supposed to tell me where to turn.” HELLO. GILROY. BIG ASSED SIGN? BIG SIGNS POINTED TO FRESNO? ALLthat is missing is a sign that says “MIKE!! TURN HERE!! NOW!!”
Men are idiots.
But he is taking me to the doctor today. SO men are just idiots like big dogs who dig big holes are idiots. It’s that y chromosome. There is so much missing that they can’t function like high order humans.
Which would be women.