Because God knows, I’m not.
But I just got an “emergency” email for the Monday meeting ( I bet it has nothing to do with me at all and they better have good coffee). Nothing makes me happier than getting a work email on a Sunday. We are in a leaderless state (no real principal), the acting is out, Jaqui is at training, the AP is out and that leaves just me knowing anything about this. And I gues they figured they better let me know now so I could get cleaned up, cause you never know what I’ll look like.
The only ER meetings I can go to are these kinds because the rest of the week, somebody has to come hunt me down, because I have officers and a buncha inmates all ducated to test. I cannot just jump into my batmobile and swoop on down to the front, stopping for a soda on the way.
Not only am I busy, I am far away, locked up and busy.
And I am leaving that meeting at 820 because if I don’t start at 830, we won’t get finished by yard recall. And if there’s a lockdown…well, praise Jesus, is all I can say. I need two or three days or a week.
I’m changing my email to mygiveadamnisbusted.com
And I’m never going to check it on the weekend.
Those guys are not the boss of me 24/7.